the moral of the story

once when i was 7 [seven] years old, my dad's friend asked me:
[what do you want to be when you grow up?]

i decided to impress her. i had heard them say good things about lawyers and my dad always told me how much money they made,
so i told her:
[i think i would like to be a lawyer. lawyers help people and they're important.]

my dad was happy because thought i was serious.

i don't think he's realized that i wasn't.
by the way i'm not 7 anymore.
so the moral of the story is
LITTLE KIDS SHOULD KEEP THEIR GOD DAMNED MOUTHS SHUT.